Funny Tea Towels NZ | Cheeky AF Cotton Tea Towels

Dry your dishes. Not your personality.

Who said tea towels have to be boring?

Our Cheeky AF Tea Towels bring a little attitude, a lot of sarcasm, and some seriously questionable kitchen humour to your home.

Made from 100% cotton, these cheeky little beauties are perfect for drying dishes, hanging over your oven door, or gifting to someone who appreciates a good laugh.

Choose your favourite saying:

1. Big Attitude — My Attitude is as Big as My Butt. You've Been Warned.

2. Bad Attitude — People Say I Have a Bad Attitude. I Say Screw 'Em!

3. Don't Cook — The Secret to a Clean Kitchen is Simple. Don't Ever Cook!

4. Champagne Weekend — I Drank So Much Champagne on the Weekend... I Woke Up With a French Accent.

5. Kiss My Ass — The Older I Get, the More Everyone Can Go Kiss My Ass.

6. Sarcasm — Sarcasm. One of the Many Services I Offer!

The Details

- 100% cotton

- White with black woven stripes

- Six cheeky designs to choose from

- Made in India

- Sold individually

Practical? Absolutely. Appropriate? Debatable.

Because life's too short for boring tea towels.