RUB ME THE FUCK UP – Luxury Massage Oil

Less talking. More rubbing.

Whether it's a proper massage, a little hands-on attention or an extremely unsubtle hint left on the bedside table, RUB ME THE FUCK UP is here to get things moving.

A silky massage oil designed to give you plenty of glide for slow, smooth massage without all the unnecessary bullshit.

Perfect for date night, self-care, perfect body attention, or gifting to someone who really needs to take the fucking hint.

How to use

Pour a small amount into your hands, warm between your palms and massage into the skin. Add more as required.

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Contains sweet almond oil. If you have a nut allergy or sensitive skin, check the full ingredient list before use.

Less talking. More rubbing.